I'm sitting here in my big ass penthouse with a starbucks and my mac book air and my secret crush Erica! i'm just surfin the net lookin for a picture of the very cute pink rare dolphin i want for my birthhday when erica grabs my hand and says i'm bored lets talk and i say sure i put my stuff down and turn around to face her "so wat do u wanna talk about? i ask and she goes"you and me"!!!! so right now im off the roof excitied and i say yea wats up? and she says "well i think im a lesbo and i think i like you" and i almost fainted cuz i have loved erica more those platimum neon boots my mom got from Chanel!!!! ( relle big ) and i say"erica i like you too" AND YOU'LL NEVA GUESS WAT HAPPENED!! "erica leaned in to kiss me but then my mother and her gurlfriend Diana come in wearin these blue and green Juicy jumpsuits and kissin each other! ugh my mom has no good timing then it's all downhill from there Diana and my Mom had just been in their bedroom doing i dont care and they come out to get a drink of evian and diana comes and sits next to me brings my mom and they start makin out on the couch! AHHHH im so shocked and their like kissin and laughin and Erica turns to me and says maybe i should go and i go yeah maybe and my mom and her love partner are still makin out! i dont even know wat i did 2 deserve this! i walk erica to the door and i come back to find them gone and i hear noises in the bedroom ! ugh my life is horibble but i called Erica and we are going on a date tonight im so excited!
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